i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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