He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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