it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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