some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
