I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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