I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
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