: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You surviving the open bar?
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Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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