Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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