Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
tell your sister to shave her snatch
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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