some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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