you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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