Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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