Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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