haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Four minutes until I can fart!
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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