Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
How does it feel to date your dad?
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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