I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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