sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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