I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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