You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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