Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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