It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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