I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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