Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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