just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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