whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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