wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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