Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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