Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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