i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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