I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
apparently the secret to your success is patron
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
Randomize
