just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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