did you get engaged???
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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