never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
