Please, let me fuck your mom
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
There's even glitter on my cock...
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