I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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