just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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