And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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