Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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