If i come over, it means nothing
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Randomize
