somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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