I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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