"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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