You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Are we still banned from the library?
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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