i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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