as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Randomize
