I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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