Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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