I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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