Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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