pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
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